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4 <title>Labelle Litanizer - Outfit-Oriented Ontology - Animal Crossing: New Leaf</title>
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51 <div id="haveyou">Have you considered...</div>
52 <div id="wearing">...</div>
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56 <a onclick='litanizeElement("wearing", "twitter-share-button");' class="button" href="#">How gauche.</a>
57 <a id="twitter-share-button" target="_blank" class="button"
58 href="https://twitter.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fyukkurigames.com%2Flabelle%2F&hashtags=ACNL&text=Loading...">Great idea!</a>
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61 <dl id="faq">
62 <dt>What is this?</dt>
63 <dd>
64 The Labelle Litanizer generates random <em>Animal Crossing:
65 New Leaf</em> outfits. Ignoring the realities of the period
66 and distribution of your random number generator, all possible
67 outfits should have some chance of appearing.
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69 <dt>What's with the name?</dt>
70 <dd>
71 It's inspired by Ian
72 Bogost's <a href="http://www.bogost.com/blog/latour_litanizer.shtml">Latour
73 Litanizer</a>, and his writings about objects and carpentry
74 more generally.
75 </dd>
76 <dt>Why?</dt>
77 <dd>
78 Latour litanies confront us with objects in a way that defies
79 our usual methods of grouping or reduction. In a similar way
80 the Labelle Litanizer asks us to consider the possible rather
81 than merely the desirable or expected. <em>New Leaf</em>
82 contains a huge number of objects you can wear (or otherwise
83 visibly present with, if you are uncomfortable saying you are
84 "wearing" an ice cream cone). But that scale and diversity is
85 obscured due to its grouping algorithms, the small number
86 presented at any one time, and our cultural norms about dress.
87 </dd>
88 <dt>
89 Can I restrict it to my / catalogable / easily-accessible items (no
90 DLC / region-exclusives)?
91 </dt>
92 <dd>
93 No. Instead, consider how the true <em>Daseine</em> of the
94 objects you think you have are also inaccessible to you.
95 </dd>
96 <dt>Can you add images?</dt>
97 <dd>
98 I would like to, but a full set of wearable object images
99 doesn't exist, and if it did I probably couldn't host it here
100 due to its size (estimated ~150MB). If you have one and want
101 to host it, let me know.
102 </dd>
103
104 <dt>It generated an invalid outfit / sentence / MoriDB link.<br/>
105 It can't generate some valid outfit.<br/>
106 You're missing my favorite item.</dt>
107 <dd>
108 Email me (joe.wreschnig at gmail) with the details,
109 please. I'm certain there's still miscategorized caps/hats
110 vs. masks/helmets, and plenty of items I forgot.
111 </dd>
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