acnl-outfit.js

   1 // http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
   2 //
   3 // To the extent possible under law, the person who associated CC0
   4 // with this work has waived all copyright and related or neighboring
   5 // rights to this work.
   6
   7 "use strict";
   8
   9 Array.prototype.contains = function (o) {
  10     return this.indexOf(o) >= 0;
  11 };
  12
  13 Array.prototype.lacks = function (o) {
  14     return !this.contains(o);
  15 };
  16
  17 Array.prototype.containsSubset = function (o) {
  18     return o.every(this.contains, this);
  19 };
  20
  21 Array.prototype.pushUnique = function (o) {
  22     if (this.lacks(o))
  23         this.push(o);
  24 };
  25
  26 var BLOCKS = {
  27     helmets: ["hats", "accessories"],
  28     wetsuits: ["tops", "bottoms", "socks", "dresses"],
  29     dresses: ["tops", "bottoms"]
  30 };
  31 Object.keys(ACNL_WEARABLES).forEach(function (type) {
  32     BLOCKS[type] = (BLOCKS[type] || []).concat(type);
  33 });
  34 Object.keys(BLOCKS).forEach(function (k) {
  35     BLOCKS[k].forEach(function (v) {
  36         BLOCKS[v].pushUnique(k);
  37     });
  38 });
  39
  40 function choice (os) {
  41     return os[Math.floor(os.length * Math.random())];
  42 }
  43
  44 var flatten1 = Array.prototype.concat.apply.bind(Array.prototype.concat, []);
  45
  46 function get (attr) {
  47     return this[attr];
  48 }
  49
  50 var category = get.bind(ACNL_WEARABLES_CATEGORY);
  51 var wearables = get.bind(ACNL_WEARABLES);
  52
  53 function isLewd (outfit) {
  54     return ![["wetsuits"], ["dresses"], ["tops", "bottoms"]].some(
  55         Array.prototype.containsSubset, outfit.map(category));
  56 }
  57
  58 function impossibilities (outfit) {
  59     return flatten1(outfit.map(category).map(get, BLOCKS));
  60 }
  61
  62 function possibilities (outfit) {
  63     return Object.keys(ACNL_WEARABLES).filter(
  64         Array.prototype.lacks, impossibilities(outfit));
  65 }
  66
  67 function outfit () {
  68     var ps = [];
  69     while (isLewd(ps))
  70         ps.push(choice(flatten1(possibilities(ps).map(wearables))));
  71     return ps;
  72 }
  73
  74 function isPosessive (item) {
  75     return item[0].toUpperCase() === item[0] && item.indexOf("'s") >= 0;
  76 }
  77
  78 function isPlural (item) {
  79     return item.substr(-8) === "headgear"
  80         || (item.substr(-1) === "s"
  81             && item.substr(-2) !== "ss"
  82             && item.substr(-6) !== "cosmos"); // :(
  83 }
  84
  85 function article (item) {
  86     if (item[0].toUpperCase() === item[0] && item.indexOf("'s") >= 0)
  87         return "";
  88     else if (isPlural(item))
  89         return "";
  90     else if ("aeiouAEIO".indexOf(item[0]) >= 0
  91              || ("FHLMNRSX".indexOf(item[0]) >= 0
  92                  && item.split(" ")[0].toUpperCase() == item.split(" ")[0]))
  93         return "an ";
  94     else
  95         return "a ";
  96 }
  97
  98 function dblink (name) {
  99     return ["<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://moridb.com/items/search?q=",
 100             encodeURIComponent(name),
 101             "\">", name.replace("&", "&amp;"), "</a>"].join("");
 102 }
 103
 104 function litanize (names, link) {
 105     names = names.map(function (name) {
 106         return article(name) + (link ? dblink(name) : name);
 107     });
 108     switch (names.length) {
 109     case 1: break;
 110     case 2:
 111         names[names.length - 1] = (choice(["and ", "with "])
 112                                    + names[names.length - 1]);
 113         break;
 114     default:
 115         if (Math.random() > 0.5 && names.length >= 4) {
 116             names[names.length - 2] = "and " + names[names.length - 2];
 117             names[names.length - 1] = "with " + names[names.length - 1];
 118         } else {
 119             names[names.length - 1] = "and " + names[names.length - 1];
 120         }
 121         break;
 122     }
 123
 124     return names.join(names.length == 2 ? " " : ", ");
 125 }
 126
 127 function updateTime () {
 128     var date = new Date();
 129     document.documentElement.className = "month" + date.getMonth()
 130     document.body.className = "hour" + date.getHours();
 131     if (window.navigator.standalone)
 132         document.body.className += " standalone";
 133 }
 134 setInterval(updateTime, 20 * 60 * 1000);
 135
 136 function update () {
 137     var o = outfit();
 138     var wearing = document.getElementById('wearing');
 139     wearing.innerHTML = litanize(o, true) + "?";
 140     // TODO: This often generates > 140 characters. Do I care?
 141     // Maybe pick shorter prefixes if it would help.
 142     var twitter = document.getElementById('twitter');
 143     twitter.href = twitter.href.replace(
 144             /&text=[^&]+/, "&text=" + encodeURIComponent(
 145                 choice(["Going out in ",
 146                         "Labelle suggested ",
 147                         "I'll wear "]) + litanize(o, false) + "."));
 148
 149     var buttons = document.getElementById("buttons");
 150     buttons.className = "";
 151     setTimeout(function () {
 152         buttons.className = "open";
 153     }, 300);
 154     updateTime();
 155 }
 156
 157 window.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", update);
 158
 159 window.addEventListener('load', function () {
 160     if (typeof FastClick !== "undefined")
 161         FastClick.attach(document.body, { tapDelay: 50 });
 162
 163     if (applicationCache && applicationCache.status) {
 164         applicationCache.update();
 165         applicationCache.addEventListener('updateready', function () {
 166             if (applicationCache.status === applicationCache.UPDATEREADY) {
 167                 applicationCache.swapCache();
 168             }
 169         });
 170     }
 171 });